When I was in Austin, I noticed this column by the Statesman's South Austin columnist, John Kelso (registration required):
It baffles me that George W. Bush has called for a constitutional amendment to outlaw same-sex marriages. Why is he in such a tizzy over such a common situation?
Same-sex marriages are nothing new. Don't almost all marriages eventually turn into same-sex marriages? I'm figuring it takes about three years for most marriages to turn into same-sex marriages.
Her: "That's the same sex we had last night, the same sex we had last week, and the same sex we had last year."
Him: "You wanna order a pizza?"
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